GIANTmicrobes adorable plush Staph is a popular teaching tool in hospitals. Better hygiene reduces nosocomial transmissions and a good reminder to treat cuts with antibiotic ointment quickly.
A bacterium walked into a cafe and was told ""We don’t serve bacteria in this place."" The bacterium said, ""But I work here, I’m Staph."" When staph drops by, visiting hours are over.